December 30, 2011
A revival.

Sometimes I get an itch to update this thing. Just letting my 7 followers that I am still very much alive. Happy New Year!

November 11, 2010

“We both go to Brandeis, but originally met at summer seminary three years ago. Yeah, we vowed to speak only Hebrew to each other for six weeks.”

May 3, 2010

Harry, a lover of chocolate and parlor games, usually had an unmatched air of timidity to him. But on Wednesday, he discovered a pencil eraser in his pudding cup, which contributed to his mild cardiac arrest.

April 21, 2010
This evening, I met the 25 year old, real-life-version of Ralph Wiggum. He frequently and indiscriminately screamed the word “racist!” in conversation, and then spoke about human brains.

This evening, I met the 25 year old, real-life-version of Ralph Wiggum. He frequently and indiscriminately screamed the word “racist!” in conversation, and then spoke about human brains.

April 6, 2010

April 6, 2010
Almost a year has passed since I’ve updated this blog. Well, here I yam! I’ll commemorate the occasion more extensively tomorrow. Good night.

Almost a year has passed since I’ve updated this blog. Well, here I yam! I’ll commemorate the occasion more extensively tomorrow. Good night.

March 9, 2009
Goal #1: to brush my hair before I begin my day.

Goal #1: to brush my hair before I begin my day.

March 8, 2009
Annals of Public Policy

An interesting piece in The New Yorker by Atul Gawande on the public health care system. 

March 8, 2009
Things to do if you’re a young chap living in the early 20th century:

-Meddle with peddlars

-Quietly nurse a myriad of beers while playing cards

-Sing disorderly songs in German

-Join a trade union and/or death benefit society

-Squirt slumberous drunks with bottles of seltzer

-Marry an Italian girl

March 3, 2009
what an enigma…

what an enigma…