
Sometimes I get an itch to update this thing. Just letting my 7 followers that I am still very much alive. Happy New Year!

Sometimes I get an itch to update this thing. Just letting my 7 followers that I am still very much alive. Happy New Year!
“We both go to Brandeis, but originally met at summer seminary three years ago. Yeah, we vowed to speak only Hebrew to each other for six weeks.”
Harry, a lover of chocolate and parlor games, usually had an unmatched air of timidity to him. But on Wednesday, he discovered a pencil eraser in his pudding cup, which contributed to his mild cardiac arrest.
This evening, I met the 25 year old, real-life-version of Ralph Wiggum. He frequently and indiscriminately screamed the word “racist!” in conversation, and then spoke about human brains.
Almost a year has passed since I’ve updated this blog. Well, here I yam! I’ll commemorate the occasion more extensively tomorrow. Good night.
An interesting piece in The New Yorker by Atul Gawande on the public health care system.
-Meddle with peddlars
-Quietly nurse a myriad of beers while playing cards
-Sing disorderly songs in German
-Join a trade union and/or death benefit society
-Squirt slumberous drunks with bottles of seltzer
-Marry an Italian girl