Need a fun thing to do? Try quantifying compulsiveness. I try to come up with numbers that turn normalcy into categories of freak. A girl flutters her eyelashes twice-this marks flirtatiousness. Six times signifies awkwardness. And what if eyelashes fluttered as quick as a moth’s wing flapping? The gesture instantly becomes a medical condition. 
February 24, 2009
mite motte moth
