email meh: Chelsea Stovall [at] gmail [dot] com var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-5303950-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); Tumblr (3.0; @chelsopeia)http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/http://hoylab.cornell.edu/media/calls_of_the_wild.mov<br/><br/>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/94398425http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/94398425Wed, 08 Apr 2009 23:40:14 -0400<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/kyZCGt9KOlc5ioenl2EsNVc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/88519280http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/88519280Sat, 21 Mar 2009 14:01:32 -0400<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/kyZCGt9KOkvl7jmc9DHb2KmWo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Greek yogurt is my newest and greatest obsession. I want to dollop scoops of it into the finger holes of a bowling ball. I’ll probably just stick to eating it for now though. </p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/85094894http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/85094894Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:03:00 -0400<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/kyZCGt9KOkvkqa8mD2EpCOU5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Goal #1: to brush my hair before I begin my day.</p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/85087465http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/85087465Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:35:16 -0400<a href="http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/01/26/090126fa_fact_gawande?currentPage=all">Annals of Public Policy</a>: <p>An interesting piece in The New Yorker by Atul Gawande on the public health care system. </p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/84779382http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/84779382Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:13:52 -0400<p>-Meddle with peddlars</p> <p>-Quietly nurse a myriad of beers while playing cards</p> <p>-Sing disorderly songs in German</p> <p>-Join a trade union and/or death benefit society</p> <p>-Squirt slumberous drunks with bottles of seltzer</p> <p>-Marry an Italian girl</p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/84723935http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/84723935Sun, 08 Mar 2009 20:23:14 -0400<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/kyZCGt9KOklshyccAFDV7HxEo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>what an enigma…</p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/83069163http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/83069163Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:15:03 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/kyZCGt9KOkjkkgczvkROV8Feo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/82560132http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/82560132Sun, 01 Mar 2009 12:57:30 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/kyZCGt9KOkjkhn1qPvi8u6Foo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/82559643http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/82559643Sun, 01 Mar 2009 12:55:18 -0500<p><img height="428" width="284" src="http://www.roshani.co.uk/livingtoeat/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/fish-head-2.JPG"/></p> <p>Have you seen my gills</p> <p>I hope you did not eat them</p> <p>Lets ask the gypsy </p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/82209703http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/82209703Sat, 28 Feb 2009 01:38:00 -0500<p>Walking into the Chemistry building at school is a whimsical experience. Floors squeak hello to you and each room smells of acetone. Walk a little further and the pale faces of students against white walls start to look like curdled lumps in expired yogurt. These lumps bop around nicely, but all have equally worried expressions.</p> <p>While unpleasant to the individual senses, these things are collectively enjoyable. Why is this? Because it is a PSR. Perfect semantic relationship.</p> <p>A lab does not have agreeable lighting, nor does it house camel-colored kids. No, no, these things would be paradoxical. Uncertainty, back away, for you are not welcome here. </p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/82084736http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/82084736Fri, 27 Feb 2009 15:00:00 -0500<p><b>Invest in </b><a href="http://www.pantalaine.com/images/couchdress.jpg"><b>this</b></a><b> when you outgrow </b><a href="http://www.writeonresults.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/snuggie.jpg"><b>this</b></a></p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/81914123http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/81914123Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:27:09 -0500<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1557217&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1557217&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1557217&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>looking forward to seeing them this weekend!</p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/81615987http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/81615987Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:51:33 -0500<p><img height="319" width="380" src="http://www.denningers.com/uploads/images/Golden%20Glazed%20Ham.jpg"/></p> <p>Introduce literature into their processed foods.</p> <p>i.e.:  Cheever’s Cheetos</p> <p>Camus Crunch</p> <p>Wharton’s Wafers </p> <p>Hemingway Ham  (well-crafted sentences carved into meat)</p> <p>POETRY PROTEIN!</p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/81130260http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/81130260Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:46:03 -0500<p>Need a fun thing to do? Try quantifying compulsiveness. I try to come up with numbers that turn normalcy into categories of freak. A girl flutters her eyelashes twice-this marks flirtatiousness. Six times signifies awkwardness. And what if eyelashes fluttered as quick as a moth’s wing flapping? The gesture instantly becomes a medical condition. <img height="583" width="500" src="http://www.booooooom.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/booooooom_feser_03.jpg"/></p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/81126882http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/81126882Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:33:39 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/kyZCGt9KOjhqwpsjnf0gzWxRo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Disguises</p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/75244257http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/75244257Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:39:45 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ji6r7J6L2bk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ji6r7J6L2bk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/74219271http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/74219271Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:24:30 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/kyZCGt9KOj4mvst1V3FuuImCo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/72905396http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/72905396Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:26:03 -0500<p>1. Peel the skin off a bushel of grapes.</p> <p>2. Sew skins together into a massive, tumor-like structure. Leave a flap open for the goodies. </p> <p>3. Insert a few pieces of grape pulp and close flap. </p> <p>LET DA KIDZ BE SUPRIZED!</p> <p><img height="300" width="300" src="http://www.parteaz.co.uk/cms/files/Scooby%20Doo%20Pull%20String%20Pinata%20v9.jpg"/></p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/72865222http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/72865222Sat, 24 Jan 2009 16:50:00 -0500<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/kyZCGt9KOhh18z38cRWOUzmpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>12.13.08</p>http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/64773029http://chelsopeia.tumblr.com/post/64773029Sun, 14 Dec 2008 04:22:02 -0500